Miller Lite Selling Christmas Tree Keg Stands. Seriously.

It’ll be easier than ever to get hammered this holiday and faceplant into your Christmas tree while your family laughs at you . . . Miller Lite just unveiled something called a “Tree Keg Stand” that turns your Christmas tree into a beer-serving station.  (Here’s a photo.)

It’s basically just a metal table you can fit a keg and ice bucket under.  It’s got holes in the top, so you can feed the tap through and clip it to a branch.

The top is about three feet off the ground, and the tree sits on it.  So it’s not like a normal stand.  But they say it can hold trees up to five feet tall and 150 pounds.

Each one will cost $50 at  They go on sale at 10:00 a.m. Eastern next Thursday.  If you want one, set a reminder and hope you get lucky.  It sounds like there’s a very limited supply.

They’re also selling “Beernaments” again this year . . . oversized ornaments you can slip a beer can into and drink out of.  Their website says to check back at 10:00 a.m. Eastern next Tuesday for those.  (Here’s a photo.)  (Food & Wine)

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